lookalikey!

honestly people are CONSTANTLY telling me i look like famous gorgeous people, so how do i narrow down who my dopple-danger should be???

bday letter to twinsies

My darling Alivyiah & rough n tumble Tridger,

Seems like just yesterday you were first potty trained and talking slash signing and doing multiplications and now your already TEN mos old! Isn't that CRAZY??? Some memries: You poop like such champs, total priviledge to keep track a the variations in your feeces and tell everyone as the textures and colors change, lol. You are both so EASY and EASY GOING and NEVER CRY bc crying is a sign of bad moms, and you are so LAID BACK 110% OF THE TIME.

So greatful for Your Baby Can Read and einsteins and the etsy handmade pledge and all the other brands that have made these month's so fun. Way hard being away from you on this suprise vaycay, miss you tons, even thought about you TWICE yesterday, felt sooooo bad when I realized I had a boy in spring which is just sad bc Tridge you won't be the oldest and biggest in your grade plus then we can't sneakily hold you back bc your bday makes it to obvious. Sorry I didn't think it thru sooner. Hopefuly all the fruit snacks I left w/ Glamma for you and all the times I wave at you thru the childcare window at the gym make up for it.

So exited only TWO MONTHS TIL YOUR FIRST BIRTHDAY PARTAY! i honestly have like eighty idizz for themes and games for all your freinds and goodie bags will definately have it professionaly photographed plus post blog tutorials about everything but be sure to emphasise we KEPT IT SIMPLE.

love always,
Mommy.

p.s. wish you were here but not bad enough to ever take you, lol!

i WANT to...

...post the giveaway winners but that'll have to wait bc guess who
WIXED ME AWAY ON A
SUPRISE
TRIP TO HAWAII/CABO/CARIBBEAN???

love you honey! thanx for booking all that stuff i sent you! I HAD NO IDEA! especially after i threw our plates and demanded a tan instead of inversion yuckies and shrieked that all my freinds get vaycays and I never do and if you loved me you would take me troppical places! lol.

love you!

yvette's not so fairwell

do you guys have any idea how long i've been perfecting my ponder pout and vibratto to sing and be a Window To His Love for my spinstie friend Yvette's fairwell?? She never expspecifically ASKED me to sing but it was def implied, only come to find out get this she and her wierdest sister who doesn't even have bangs is playing the chello.

Seriously??

I've choosen to be offended.

my cute head hanging in ashame

Sooo freakin' embarased.

Here comes an aha moment of truth so brase yourself.

A year and a half and more than three hunnerd posts and know what I just realized? There is not one single pic on this blog of me w/ my face hidden by my super ginorm camera like I'm taking a really intense pic.

How will everyone know I'm serious about being a photog?

You're Qs: punishment & fhe

Hi guys! SOOO many of you are just OOZING Qs lately!! Here're a couple~

Q: Motion DeSmiths asked, "What is the cutest way to punish your hubbers when he's wrong? I mean making him sleep on the couch is so cleeshay and no man could be in so much trouble that he has to clean the kitchen or change a diaper. NOT cute."

A: Honestly I wouldn't know bc me and JJWT never fight or disagree but high-patheticly, you can withhold nuzzling indefinately and/or purposely leave the pudding or juicebox out of his lunch for a whole week so he knows your serious.

Q: Erin P asked, "What's your favorite FHE activity? How do you get the twins to pay attention and JJWT to preside so hotly?"

A: This is SUCH a great time of year for this Q, not bc it's the beginning of twenny-ten so time for resolutions like CTR more, but bc The Batchelor is on and that IS fhe! Jake just SEEMS like he's in on the plan and then you take turns w/drawing eternal principals from it {don't drink or you seem crazy CHRISTINA, carefully orchastrate your passive aggressive moves or they can backfire ELIZABETH, the line btwn seeming righteous and seeming desperate is thin and all depends on how intensely you say "I really, really, really want a husband" MICHELLE, etc.}

It's neat for our fam bc we always close by praying for Jake to find love, and we ask Alivyiah and Tridger why there their and they sign "for the right reasons." LOVE traditions.

been meaning to post this FOREVER!!!

LIKE NINTY OF YOU TAGGED ME and i love tags! sorry i didn't do it sooner!!

2009 tAg!

1. What did you do in 2009 that you’d never done before? Had babies!!

2. Did you keep your new year’s resolutions, and will you make more for next year? H YES for both!! I am cuter, thinner and more focused on other's just like I wanted! Yay me!

3. Did anyone close to you give birth? Ummm, you didn't think the two hottest babies ever came out of someone ELSE'S va~jay~jay right? ME! Love you Alivyiah & Tridger!

4. Did anyone close to you die? Ew. Even saying that is sad slash gross.

5. What countries did you visit? 26 {not counting cruises, 0}

6. What did you get really, really, really, really excited about? Shoes, date nites, zumba, that new vibrating mascara.

7. What do you wish you’d done more of? Amazing themed parties so when I'd of blogged them I'd overwhelm you with my over the top.

8. What was the best book you read? Chapter books make me board, but I read the Twilights like forty times. And I got a seriously adorable leather one of War and Peace at the thrift store, would never read it but it looks darling but suttle, proping up one of the 16x20 bridals on the mantel.

9. What is something you wanted but didn't get? N/A

10. What kept you sane? diet coke, Oprah, The Dodo.

11. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2009? Classic boho with a dash of preppy vintage sass.

12. What valuable life lesson did you learn in 2009? Irregardless of context, if someone says something mean, it means their jealous.

theme-y meeme-y

YIKES!
Been so busy venting and strategying about my calling
and making my resolutions all cute
and signing up for races
and designing stuff
and prepairing to redue my house all awesome
that I keep meaning to blog and totally forgetting and
all of a sudden it's been a whole DAY!! sorrrrryyyy!!!

Honestly I have tons to share and catch up on but the batterys on the twins dvd players are dead so better make this quick. Guys, whats you're theme for the year or {more importantly} what should mine be?

Anyone who matters {no offence} has a theme, like meaning or passion or yearn or radiate or AHA!, usually one or two touchiefeelie words that don't make sense on they're own but that you say alot, sinse resolutions are good but you still need something catchier and themes make it easier to seem super deep and meaningful which are two of my strengths. Any idizz??

Can't decide, but right now I'm thinking mine will prolly be glam or eltse minimize.

omgosh i'd rather have cancer.

They just put me and Lynzii as activity co-chairs.

Seriously?

in case we aren't facebook friends

MY STATUS SAYS LACEY BLACK POLKA DOT VINTAGE!!

lol.

poop

Seriously guys. Soooo sorry I haven't blogged in forever! Tons going on but so greatful to be awesome enough to be so freakin' busy! Quick q:

Two words:

elimination
communication.

Awesome, gross, or both?

inner workings of JJWT

Jordan/Jason/Wes/Taylor here.

Hey.

TAMN wants me to blog more this year. I said I don't have tons to say. She said write what's on my mind. So, here.

Know what rocks? Me and the guys told our wives school started on New Years Day and they believed us. Hahaha. Friday was the best. Non-stop football kicks A.

Know what else rocks? When a new season of Bachelor starts. I got to go to Avatar 3D Imax again last night without TAMN even being ticked. Fifth time was even better than ever. Sweet.

This year will be awesome.

P.S. My wife is hot.

P.P.S. BCS is a fraudulent cop-out load of bull.

confessions

My only regret of oh-nine is not once blogging about the new In-n-Out.

Oh my embarassed!

you're turn.