SORRRRY!!!

Guys it's bin forever since I blogged, what the heck??? I know! So bad! Am way behind! Sorry for overload, let's play catchup!

gEnEraL TAMNeRs uPdAtE's

• Giving thanx: Made a ginormous list of stuff I'm greatful for that'll really startle you with how cutely it mixes deep w/ dumb, like for ex, super greatful for book clubs, cute bra's, the atonement, pebble ice.
  
• Thanxgiving it's self: Going to JJWT's house was half fun half bummer, fun bc I had the cutest boots on, bummer because poor Alivyiah and Tridger had to act interested in Ruth's baby and it's big bald head so finally I pretended to be sick so we could go to my actual family's house, which was way funner, then me and my mom made pie's while the boy's used big words, lol.
• Snoowwwwww! Wow! JJWT is getting a TON of chances to use our shiney new snow blower. Wish that hunchback widdow next door would get out of bed and shovel hers, it looks so lumpy and gross next to our super neat one. Ever heard of self reliance?
  
• This reminds me, aren't people who still have to shovel just sad? People who don't marry people who work as hard as my hubby so they don't have as much as me just brake my heart :(
• The Big Game is my megafave bc AngelNougat stays outta my way while I make my e-wishlist and Alivyiah and Tridger play Wii, which reminds me, in case your prolly already shopping for me, just a head up, same Christmas policy as last year:

am only giving handmade, only accepting store boughten, {don't forget gift receipts :) }

letters

Dear Life,

Could you GET any BETTER?

{heart}
TAMNers

Dear ginormous blizzard,

Thanx for coming and getting my HubberNubbins sent home from work early so we could cuddle and redbox and shop online!! And Alivyiah and Tridger could wear they're cute snow stuff. Kids are the funnest accesscories!! Plus getting out our year supply of crystal lite was super fun as was plugging in my emergency scentsies. Buuuuuuuuuut couldn't you of hit ON actual Thanxgiving since we're supposably going to JJWT's fam's this year and it would of been awesome to of been snowed in and not have to go? Nexttime, ok???

Love,
TAMNers

Dear My Outfits,

Your hotness {lol, is that even a word?} is making me realize that every day should seriously post pics of you, with sassy poses and deets about each darling item bcIbeen thinking TONS about the true meaning of holidays and to be honest, this blog is not enough about ME anymore, ya know?

{heart}
TAMNers

you're emails: from TAMN's inbox, part 6 or something

{enter the current giveaway right here}

As always, these emells are 100% real.

HOW COME PPL SEND ME MEAN EMAILS WHEN I'M PREGGO??? I mean, honestly, if you don't love something, KEEP IT TO YOURSELF.

Unless your me in which case it is NOT being mean, I just call it like I see it so it's more like open and authentic, not a meanie. But Seriously, get a load a these meanies, and to a darling preggo no less!

I don't know you but I can't resist chiming in, since besides being 2 obnoxious things -- skinny and selfish -- on top of that you are guilty of one of my biggest pet peeves: the term is pregnant. Not preggy. Not preggo. Not preggers. PREG. NANT. Is it that hard? You are not five. STOP SAYING PREGGO.

{gasp of hore} Honestly? Want to know of MY pep peeves? People who DON'T say preggo. Seriously, the term "pregnant" is only used by frumpagrumps. I am darling and there for I say preggers or preggo, end of story.

PREGGO PREGGO PREGGO.

What is wrong with you? Endangering your unborn by doing a cleanse while pregnant? Don't want to be a helicopter so you don't discipline your kids and let them run around doing dangerous things and endangering the property of others? Stealing by pretending to buy stuff for some club decorations for a party then keeping it yourself? Have you been tested for a mental disorder? Seriously?

Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame. Defiantly just jealous you didn't think of all those awesome idizz first, huh? Maybe I should offer her a dill on the essential oils I just started selling, to help her destress.

No offense but the only people who are against cleanses are tubbalards, and it's not that I don't discipline, its just that my babies need freedom to discover boundaries.

the dRoWn mY sOrRoW's gIvEaWaY

YOU GUYS! I am sooooooooo bummered out about how they dissappeared my calling as activities committee, WAAAAAAAA! Decided it's time to fix sadness the only way I know how; STUFF. Giveaway! Look what you can win this time:

• A Bible Cats calendar! So you know how the bible is darling, and so are cats? Why not in a calender!! The Bible Cats calendar made me laugh so hard I p'd a little. One example:
  

• A mini-makeover from Cultures Salon! Good for pampering {my fave} or getting hottie for a special event: a Powerdose Deep Conditioning Treatment, haircut & style, paraffin hand treatment AND makeup application! BOOYAH!

• A Simple Say of your choice! These are the best gift idea ever, a custom 11x14 print with whatever info and pics you provide combined into something super darling and thoughtful! Glamma is getting like forty.

• A dress of your choice from Shabby Apple's Yosemite line!

• A 3-month family plan membership to Nutrifamily Meals! Get ready-to-print shopping list and meal plans by a rill life dietician (which would have totally been my major if I didn't do hair school).

• A spot in one of Poppyseed Project's Temple Portrait classes! Holy darling! {Or if you're not Zionic, an advent calendar kit...oh my cute.}

• $25 GC for hairbows or hats from The Darling Daughter! Alivyiah's are even more ginorm, but, love bows.

• A $40 GC to Which Watch Designs! Darling interchangeable chunky watches...love LOVE love them! p.s. 10% off w/ discount code SSB2010, unless you hate saving $$.

Yay! To enter, just leave a comment on this post {one per person plz} preferably w/ something about how you can't even tell I'm preggo and/or that you are super jealous of me {ultimate compliment} before Saturday Nov 20 at midnite. Now I'm off to go plot what next calling I want!!! YEA!!

want to be in a future giveaway? contact me here or at seriouslysoblessed at yahoo dot com. Love you!

the cry/shop/cry cycle

I wish we could all be IRL besties you guys, bc seriously LOVE YOU, and if we were real life besties I would split a rio with a bunch of you and refill your diet any day, THEN hit the gateway for soooo many darling clothes that just SCREAM "us!!!" so loud we could NOT resIST and then whoopsies, overspend a smidge, end up hidding them from our hubbies until the credit card thingie comes, and then if JJWT or your hubby get's mad, we will cry and seriously bawl and then remind them of that one time they hurt our feelings real bad and then zinnnnng, the whole thing gets turned around on him and he'll end up apologizing his brians out and then I'll say, look, babenugget, I know you don't get it, I just need some girl time...

AND THEN WE JUST DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN!

LOVE my life!

tuff call

Getting super exited! And also super scarred! 15 weeks preggo! This means I'm starving and seriously savaging for food all the time, but more importantly which means it's almost time to find out...trucks or tiaras, guns or aprons!!!!!!!!!!! Literally can't wait for the DTD so totally want to do that thing where you pee in magic water and the color changes and tells you, know what I mean??

Execpt, am scarred to do it and feeling like the worst mom ever. Haven't properly decided for sure if I want a boy or a girl, keep changing my mind so I'm worried sending the universe mixed messages will bring us one of those he-she babies.

:(

fall back

Guess what I did w/ my extra hour!?

UPDATE: Great guesses! You guys know me sooooo good. I used the hour to make hairbows after a speedy nuzzle, did some Zumba in my new EYELASH EXTENSIONS while I looked at couches on the computer!

nite nite

holy cow you guys, know what is exhausting?? Well I mean besides having twins, being preggo, doing my hair and blogging?

Parrotting buzzwords from JJWT's political opinions all day! Whew! What a day! I am poop'd!

hALLoWeEn UpDaTe!

I could tell you about seven other party's we went to but I know all you care about is the main one of which I was in charge of soooooooooooooo here're the updates!

The bad: being activities co~chair is sooooo hard, but worth it. Ugh, Half the committee blew a casket when I bought a bunch of home decor stuff at Anthro for decorations and centerpiece's, got rembursed then took it home after for keeps. What? It's not like I didn't buy it THINKING about the party! And they were used for party purposes for over an hour! I'm just perma-storing it is all!

The good: The pressure was really on since it's pretty much tough to go anywhere but downhill after body glitter, ya know? Anywho, after alot of prayer and pondering about how to incooperate spandex and draw intention to my preggo chest, I finally clicked! L'il Alivyiah and me dressed up like super hot 80s aerobics instructers! One word: skin tight neon spandex! With french cut spandex undies! LOL! I hate to swear, but honestly, I looked dang good. Relax mom, the teensy shorts I threw on nearly covered my bum cheeks.
Since JJWT and Tridger were oily body builders {bonus: he waxed his chest again!}, it was a no-brianer when we won the "hottest fam" award I made up and then judged! The certificate's on the mantel, below all my thrifted owls.

so gross i know

GUYYYYS! I've got EONS of TONS to tell you about our kickA customes and how unthankless everyone was about the bumload of work I, as activities chair, did for the church halloween party but how it was better since we had five OTHER parties to go to, but can't now, it will have to wait, it makes me sick to say it but yesterday....

I splurged and ate THREE fun size snickers.

In the same day.

Holy heffer! Gag!
So,CLEANSE TIME!!

Which is soooo awkward preggo and training for a triathelon, but you do what you gotta do.

TALK about a sugar comma. How was your's?